To reveal a little more about me and Bumps Babies Tots And Teens Mummy Diaries I’ve been interviewed by the funny people over at You Have To Laugh. Hopefully I can make this as funny as it can be, as I’m not much of a comedian. All will be revealed if you carry on reading my 12 answers to these questions from the bloggers at You Have To Laugh.
Fill in the gap: Before I had children I never … thought that I would be a Mum to 5 boys. Let alone be a Mum. See my post Do You Ever Wonder?
What is the most annoying toy that your child owns or has owned and why? Definitely an ELC piano and xylophone. My boys get their hands on it and its just ‘bash bash bash’ to make as much noise as possible. It doesn’t even run on batteries so it gets hidden on a high self.
Would you rather be covered in poo or covered in puke? Hmmm? Tough on, I think i’d choose poo. Yes, poo. I can handle that better than puke. The smell doesn’t linger as much as puke.
Peppa pig or postman pat
Is Peppa Pig more annoying than Postman Pat is bad at his job? Discuss. To be honest, my boys have never really been into Postman Pat. We are more a #TeamPeppa household. From the few episodes i’ve witnessed of Postman Pat, he seems very simple, boring and forgetful. Not a fantastic role model. Where as Peppa, as annoying and bossy as she is. She has future leadership values, she knows what she wants and is head strong. Managerial material right there!
What time constitutes a lie-in in your house now and how does this compare to your pre-child days? 6.30am. Anything after this and I start to worry that my boys have been kidnapped or there is something wrong.
What is your favourite swear word or swear word combo and when was the last time you used it? ‘Shit, Shite and Bollocks’ is my favourite combo. It always seems to come out whenever I done something wrong and I have to deal with it or fix it.
Tell us your worst ever nappy or potty training experience. This isn’t mine, it’s my husbands. When we were potty training Mckenzie he came and told us he had pooped. We checked the potty, but there was no sign of any poop. Later that day, my hubby went to put his boots on and yep, you guessed it. He got a foot full of shit!
WHAT, NO ELECTRICITY?!
There is no electricity and won’t be for the next week. NONE. After eating the contents of the freezer (assuming you have a gas cooker) what the hell do you do with yourself? I would go back to basics but then I think i’d have to book myself into the local psychiatric hospital. I rely too much on wifi and my phone. My boys will go stir crazy from withdrawal symptoms from not having their daily Minecraft and/or Xbox fix.
What is your favourite funny blog post ever (your own, or someone else’s)? It has to be 8 Types Of Childminders I Hate The Most by Kay Woods. To me, it’s hilarious being a childminder myself. We are terrible us childminder. Lol.
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